We’re all familiar with mermaids: long, wavy hair, shiny fish tail. But this specimen at the Museum Schnütgen doesn’t have just one tail, but two. This Cologne girl from St. Severin might not have been the maritime songstress we might expect, but actually rather a buzzkill. Listen to her story. Also, doesn’t she look somewhat familiar? Hint: If you suddenly find yourself thinking about coffee, you’re on the right track.